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YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!

Hi,

Your device was infected by my private malware.

For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.

My malware has granted me full access to your accounts, complete control over your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.

If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: Natspaadm

I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU MASTURBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!

To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.

If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks to share the video of you masturbating with your friends, family, contacts, social networks, the darknet, and to publish your files.

You are the only one who can stop me, and I am here to help.

The only way to prevent further damage is to pay exactly $800 in Bitcoin (BTC).

This is a reasonable offer compared to the potential consequences of disclosure.

You can purchase Bitcoin (BTC) from reputable exchanges here:

http://binance.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, P2P trading, third-party payment providers, and gift cards.
http://bitrefill.com - Payment options: Paysafecard, credit/debit cards, crypto, bank transfer, and other gift card options.
http://crypto.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more.
http://kucoin.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfer, third-party payment providers, and peer-to-peer.

Once purchased, you can send the Bitcoin directly to my wallet address or use a wallet application such as Atomic Wallet or Exodus Wallet to manage your transactions.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet address is: 1Lt6KLKPhFdejD8QSUjwvVk6UUNGQ4vskP

Copy and paste this address carefully, as it is case-sensitive.

You have 3 days to complete the payment.

Since I have access to this email account, I will be aware if this message has been read.

Upon receipt of the payment, I will remove all traces of my malware, and you can resume your normal life peacefully.

I keep my promises!

In the future, ensure your device has the latest security updates installed.

YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!

Hi,

Your device was infected by my private malware.

For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.

My malware has granted me full access to your accounts, complete control over your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.

If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: Natspaadm

I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU MASTURBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!

To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.

If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks to share the video of you masturbating with your friends, family, contacts, social networks, the darknet, and to publish your files.

You are the only one who can stop me, and I am here to help.

The only way to prevent further damage is to pay exactly $800 in Bitcoin (BTC).

This is a reasonable offer compared to the potential consequences of disclosure.

You can purchase Bitcoin (BTC) from reputable exchanges here:

http://binance.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, P2P trading, third-party payment providers, and gift cards.
http://bitrefill.com - Payment options: Paysafecard, credit/debit cards, crypto, bank transfer, and other gift card options.
http://crypto.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more.
http://kucoin.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfer, third-party payment providers, and peer-to-peer.

Once purchased, you can send the Bitcoin directly to my wallet address or use a wallet application such as Atomic Wallet or Exodus Wallet to manage your transactions.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet address is: 1Lt6KLKPhFdejD8QSUjwvVk6UUNGQ4vskP

Copy and paste this address carefully, as it is case-sensitive.

You have 3 days to complete the payment.

Since I have access to this email account, I will be aware if this message has been read.

Upon receipt of the payment, I will remove all traces of my malware, and you can resume your normal life peacefully.

I keep my promises!

In the future, ensure your device has the latest security updates installed.

YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!

Hi,

Your device was infected by my private malware.

For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.

My malware has granted me full access to your accounts, complete control over your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.

If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: Natspaadm

I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU MASTURBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!

To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.

If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks to share the video of you masturbating with your friends, family, contacts, social networks, the darknet, and to publish your files.

You are the only one who can stop me, and I am here to help.

The only way to prevent further damage is to pay exactly $800 in Bitcoin (BTC).

This is a reasonable offer compared to the potential consequences of disclosure.

You can purchase Bitcoin (BTC) from reputable exchanges here:

http://binance.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, P2P trading, third-party payment providers, and gift cards.
http://bitrefill.com - Payment options: Paysafecard, credit/debit cards, crypto, bank transfer, and other gift card options.
http://crypto.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more.
http://kucoin.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfer, third-party payment providers, and peer-to-peer.

Once purchased, you can send the Bitcoin directly to my wallet address or use a wallet application such as Atomic Wallet or Exodus Wallet to manage your transactions.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet address is: 1Lt6KLKPhFdejD8QSUjwvVk6UUNGQ4vskP

Copy and paste this address carefully, as it is case-sensitive.

You have 3 days to complete the payment.

Since I have access to this email account, I will be aware if this message has been read.

Upon receipt of the payment, I will remove all traces of my malware, and you can resume your normal life peacefully.

I keep my promises!

In the future, ensure your device has the latest security updates installed.

YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!

Hi,

Your device was infected by my private malware.

For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.

My malware has granted me full access to your accounts, complete control over your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.

If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: Natspaadm

I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU MASTURBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!

To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.

If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks to share the video of you masturbating with your friends, family, contacts, social networks, the darknet, and to publish your files.

You are the only one who can stop me, and I am here to help.

The only way to prevent further damage is to pay exactly $800 in Bitcoin (BTC).

This is a reasonable offer compared to the potential consequences of disclosure.

You can purchase Bitcoin (BTC) from reputable exchanges here:

http://binance.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, P2P trading, third-party payment providers, and gift cards.
http://bitrefill.com - Payment options: Paysafecard, credit/debit cards, crypto, bank transfer, and other gift card options.
http://crypto.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more.
http://kucoin.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfer, third-party payment providers, and peer-to-peer.

Once purchased, you can send the Bitcoin directly to my wallet address or use a wallet application such as Atomic Wallet or Exodus Wallet to manage your transactions.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet address is: 1Lt6KLKPhFdejD8QSUjwvVk6UUNGQ4vskP

Copy and paste this address carefully, as it is case-sensitive.

You have 3 days to complete the payment.

Since I have access to this email account, I will be aware if this message has been read.

Upon receipt of the payment, I will remove all traces of my malware, and you can resume your normal life peacefully.

I keep my promises!

In the future, ensure your device has the latest security updates installed.

YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!

Hi,

Your device was infected by my private malware.

For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.

My malware has granted me full access to your accounts, complete control over your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.

If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: Natspaadm

I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU MASTURBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!

To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.

If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks to share the video of you masturbating with your friends, family, contacts, social networks, the darknet, and to publish your files.

You are the only one who can stop me, and I am here to help.

The only way to prevent further damage is to pay exactly $800 in Bitcoin (BTC).

This is a reasonable offer compared to the potential consequences of disclosure.

You can purchase Bitcoin (BTC) from reputable exchanges here:

http://binance.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, P2P trading, third-party payment providers, and gift cards.
http://bitrefill.com - Payment options: Paysafecard, credit/debit cards, crypto, bank transfer, and other gift card options.
http://crypto.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfers, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more.
http://kucoin.com - Payment options: Credit/debit cards, bank transfer, third-party payment providers, and peer-to-peer.

Once purchased, you can send the Bitcoin directly to my wallet address or use a wallet application such as Atomic Wallet or Exodus Wallet to manage your transactions.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet address is: 1Lt6KLKPhFdejD8QSUjwvVk6UUNGQ4vskP

Copy and paste this address carefully, as it is case-sensitive.

You have 3 days to complete the payment.

Since I have access to this email account, I will be aware if this message has been read.

Upon receipt of the payment, I will remove all traces of my malware, and you can resume your normal life peacefully.

I keep my promises!

In the future, ensure your device has the latest security updates installed.

PROPAGANDA

 Está claro que ellos siguen en lo que les importa, en la propaganda, y que les damos igual. Que si fulanito no me invita a esto, que si yo invito pero no vienen,  que me cobres esta ronda de pandemia, que convoco abucheadores y palmeros, que la bandera en la máscara, en el paraguas, en el alumbrado navideño, porque no somos lo que somos sino que lo somos nosotros y vosotros no, que sois los enemigos de lo que somos todos. 

Pero es que los enemigos de lo que somos todos dicen que son ellos los que mandan y los que mandan dicen que encantados de estar en un gobierno al que, de vez en cuando, hay que cruzar un contenedor ardiendo en el pasillo de Moncloa por aquello de la estética y la ética pretendida. 

Y es entonces cuando todo vuelve a ser ETA, cuando la libertad es privilegio financiado con lo público, cuando en las fronteras hay que hacer el trabajo sucio de Europa queriendo aportar pancarta. 

Y la Navidad y el almendro y el alumbrado de los ataúdes diarios y los rostros de la gente que es gente, tras la mascarilla, los ojos atrincherados que te miran atónitos desde un qué sé yo.

EL MALDITO CAPITALISMO

 Uno, que se consideró siempre progresista en lo ideológico, aunque igual no, yo que sé, que en estas cosas suele ser la gente de fuera la que sabe más de uno que uno mismo, pues va un día, y, como quien no quiere la cosa y como llega tarde a toda modernidad, hace una compra por internet. Como es desconfiado de propio, pues lo hace en una plataforma que parece ofrecer cierta fiabilidad y todavía no se había convertido, por lo que uno pudo ver luego, en un monstruo enemigo de las clases desvaforecidas. 

El caso es que uno compra y obtiene lo comprado. Hasta ahí como en el comercio como Dios manda, el de toda la vida, el cercano y "solidario" ¿o no? 

Pero uno va sucumbiendo porque le gustan las cosas raras  y sigue comprando tonterías. Consumismo friki y colaboracionista y obtiene un buen servicio. Es más, cuando algo sale mal se le resuelve de manera casi instantánea con devolución en metálico y sin cheques regalo. Qué cosas.

Miren ustedes si será ladino el monstruo que te ofrece un día que con una suscripción anual, aparte de darte tu producto por tu compra, te lo dan al día siguiente con envío gratis  y a muy buenos precios en la mayoría de los casos. Joder, vaya mierda. 

No conformándose con eso, van y te dan una plataforma de cine y series en streaming de calidad, muchas de producción propia. Un servicio musical análogo que, para el que no consume por narices las últimas novedades, ni por narices ni por asomo, le es más que satisfactoria para sus necesidades y gustos. 

Pero no piensen que se iban a limitar a eso para hacerme sucumbir. El Satán de los algoritmos sabe como hacerlo. 

El que suscribe, adicto a las aficiones; perversión capitalista, supongo, hizo muchas fotos con pretensiones, como la mayoría de los fotógrafos aficionados, y tiene varios discos duros con archivos de mucho peso en megas pero poco en artístico. Archivos que quiere conservar, no se sabe nunca muy bien por qué. Bueno, pues el gigante devora sociedades le regala espacio ilimitado para sus archivos gráficos, archivos que le devuelve si quiere hasta clasificados por caras y lugares. 

Y aquí estoy, llorando como una magdalena, en una crisis ideológica y de conciencia de la que no se sabe muy bien como voy a salir tras haber descubierto de que estoy rozando lo criminal con tan vil colaboracionismo.

Ruego que no se ofrezca nadie a ayudarme con sus poderosos argumentos. Bien lo agradezco pero quiero ser yo mismo el que encuentre la redención por sus medios.

EL TENIENTE ZIG-ZAG.

Pedro Sánchez es un genio. Eso es indudable. Un superviviente maestro en caminar sobre las aguas, todas tempestuosas y levitar sobre nuestras cabezas en glorioso advenimiento. 

Especialista en el zig-zag, como un jefe de pelotón en una batalla en la que hay que avanzar irremisiblemente, y que opta por los desplazamientos en zig-zag como básico método para adelantar posiciones y minimizar las bajas. El enemigo, mientras decide a qué lado disparar, pierde un tiempo precioso en ubicar el objetivo. 

En un parlamento imposible pero legítimo, Sánchez se invistió y se sostiene, ahora de una forma increíblemente sólida, con apoyos insospechados, sobre todo desde el centro derecha. 

Las maniobras de distracción sobre Bildu, como si Bildu ya no estuviera desde el comienzo de la moción de censura a Rajoy, son las agarraderas que le quedan a la oposición para intentar ser eso, oposición, que difícilmente se puede ejercer con los vecinos de bancada a los que bien se tragó pero que al final, se pudo demostrar, no se puede ir con ellos ni al club de campo. 

Estamos en un país asolado por la pandemia pero con un Presidente increíblemente impoluto que, como James Bond, no se despeina ni en las escenas de acción, y un Vicepresidente que posturea y carga las tintas en el "lado rojo" de la cama en una estrategia que, si bien puede agradar más o menos, le está funcionando tanto a él, como al mismo Sánchez que sigue de puntillas en lo espinoso. Pablo Iglesias ejerce de Pablo Iglesias y Pedro Sánchez es el Teniente Zig-Zag. 

Ahora hagan su trabajo, por favor. 

LA DEL PULPO.

 Uno se prepara un paripé de autobombo, una fanfarronada de cañas después del gimnasio a hablar de los "press" de banca que hizo hoy y cosas de similar nivel intelectual, que es a lo que uno llega. 

Tiene las frases y los términos.. Socialcomunistas, enemigos de España, España, españoles, el Rey, la Monarquía, la lealtad a la Monarquía, terroristas, narcoterroristas, bolivarianos, separatistas, golpistas, pateras, inmigración ilegal, virus chino, Soros, oligarquías, Europa, Merkel, etc.

Saca pecho y arenga a sus leales. 

En esto que sale a contestarle alguien supuestamente afín, que sabe que le va a dar caña pero que en el fondo tienen un objetivo común, España, los españoles, viva España y viva el Rey. 

Pero resulta que inopinadamente le empieza a soltar hostias del derecho y del revés, solo le faltó llamarle facha de mierda, pero bien que le llamó vago, vividor, inútil, analfabeto, apesebrado y mordedor de la mano que le dio de comer. 

Todavía no te has recuperado y te sigue temblando la voz como al niño consentido y rabioso que en realidad eres. 

Eres nada y te lo han dicho desde el lado al que siempre estarías dispuesto a volver por chupar del bote. 

Claro que tienes votos detrás que te respaldan para que sigas viviendo de puta madre sin dar palo al agua salvo calentar trolls en twitter y Galapagar. Nunca faltarán cayetanos y gañanes bien dispuestos a seguirte los folclores, no tanto por mérito tuyo sino por algunas cosas bien hechas desde la izquierdas, las que os levantan ampollas, y otras no tan bien hechas, que son las que desencantan al pueblo y provoca que haya más de un sopaboba que os compre el discurso ese de cuatro proclamas o estribillos de Manolo Escobar. 

No comparto el modelo socioeconómico del Señor Casado ni con distancia, pero es legítimo y necesario que existan otras formas de ver las cosas y diversidad en las posibles soluciones a dar a los problemas y opciones para que los ciudadanos decidan con el voto. Ustedes, el fascismo, son nada, son el ruido de una cacerola en Núñez de Balboa o Galapagar, estridencia que se diluye en el vacío y España os acabará desterrando.